"According to the University of Chicago researchers, men produce a hormone that causes them to develop muscle mass, which they need to perform masculine tasks that are biologically necessary for human survival, such as operating the remote control. The thing is, men produce this particular hormone ONLY DURING DEEP SLEEP. If they don't get enough sleep, they become flabby.
In other words, men, the reason that you do not have the chiseled physique of a male underwear model is NOT that you have the same exercise habits as a cheese log: It's that you're not getting enough deep sleep! For your medical health, you must change your lifestyle immediately. I'm sure your spouse will be supportive.
YOUR SPOUSE: Dear, could you take out the garbage, mow the lawn and help me move a 350-pound sofa around the living room until I finally decide that I like it best in its original location?
YOU: Gosh, honey, I sure wish I could! But I need to get some deep sleep so I can build muscle mass.
YOUR SPOUSE: Gee, I guess that IS medically more important!
YOU: Thanks, honey! And by the way, those eyeball lines are very attractive!"
Extract from"Men! Build muscle mass while you sleep!" at sunherald.com
0 comments:
Post a Comment